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This just says 'Happy Xmas'
as a lot of greetings do,
but this one comes with special love,
cos' its meant for both of you.
The best gift at Xmas is easy to see
Its not wrapped in paper or under the tree---
Cos' the best gift at Xmas and all the year through
Is having a dad & (-----) as special as you!
If you have no chimney on Christmas Eve,
awaiting the presents that Santa will leave,
Just hang this key by the door for him,
And all the gifts will be left within.
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"Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's on his way
He's loaded all the presents on the back of his sleigh.
Please leave a good snack for the big man in red
And sprinkle this food outside on your way to bed."
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CHRISTMAS CARD WITH ‘SANTA DOOR KEY’
This is your key to our house
Let yourself in as quiet as a mouse
Leave our gifts under the tree
We've been very good you see.
Please take the cookies if you may
And leave the key on your way
Thank you for all the gifts galore
See you next year at our door.
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Santa's Magic Key:
This key is very special, you see.
It won't work for you or me.
Hang it just outside your door
then go to bed and worry no more.
Close your eyes and close them tight,
'cause Santa Claus is coming tonight!"
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(CHRISTMAS VERSE FOR ‘REINDER FOOD’
Scatter this upon the ground
Remember not to make a sound
Go to bed like good girls and boys
And see if Santa brings some toys.
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When Santa's sleigh is full of toys
Ready for Christmas Day
Use this special magic dust
To help him find his way
Just sprinkle it outside your door
Make a wish and really believe
The reindeer will smell the oats
And bring Santa on Christmas Eve
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On Christmas Eve before you sleep,
Step outside and take a peek.
Can you see them? Are they near?
You don't think so? Never fear!
While still outside do this simple deed:
Sprinkle this packet of special feed.
The glow of the stardust, the smell of oats
Will draw to YOUR house those special folks!
They can't miss you now, there's nothing to fear,
For this special mix is guaranteed
To draw Santa and his famous reindeer.
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Verse & Recipe 1
Be sure to take this magic food
and sprinkle on the lawn,
On Christmas, Santa's reindeer
travel miles before the dawn.
The smell of oats and glitter path
will guide them on their way
And you'll wake up to Santa's gifts
next morn on Christmas Day!
1/2 cup oatmeal
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup red or green sugar crystals (for cake decorating)
Verse & Recipe 2
Make a wish and close your eyes tight,
Then sprinkle on your lawn at night.
As Santa's reindeer fly & roam
This food will guide them to your home.
For your gift to the reindeer and Rudolph too
Your wish may be real, your dreams may come true.
**Magic Food: Oatmeal, bird seed, rice crispies, plus a little bit of glitter.
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Letter from Tooth Fairy
Sorry, but due to the massive quantity of children loosing teeth, we have to resort to a form letter, please forgive.
Dear____________
Thank you for leaving one (1) tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
the tooth could not be found
it was not a human tooth
we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odour
the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
the tooth did not originally belong to you
the tooth fairy does not process fingernails
your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action
you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the Tooth Fairy
you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received
the tooth is still in your mouth
the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit
no night light was on at the time of our visit
the snacks provided for the Tooth Fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing
we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
string
pliers
gunpowder
hammer marks
chisel
part of skull attached to tooth
no dental care
other
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy
Burton Hillis, Better Homes and Gardens
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
A ROUND TUIT Write or type this verse and using a small wooden circle, stiff cardboard, poker chip, etc., with Tuit written on it. Glue both to a card or put into snack bag.
The faucet that leaks,
The hinge that squeaks.
The crack in the door,
The hole in the floor.
You said you'd do it,
Just as soon as you could
get around to it.
Now the round tuit is here,
So my friend never fear,
You'll have all the time to do it,
Since from this day you can't get
away with the excuse,
WHEN I GET A ROUND TUIT.
AND ANOTHER VERSION:
THIS IS A TUIT Guard if with you life, as TUITS are hard to come by, expecially the round ones. This is an indispensable item. It will help you become a more efficient worker. For years we have heard people say, "I'll do it as soon as I get a ROUND TUIT." Now that you have one, you can accomplish all those things you put aside until you got a ROUND TUIT
The HUG
No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees.
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable.
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness.
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects,
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug,
May I prescribe, my friend...
The Hug!
(and, of course, fully returnable)
-Author Unknown
"I've Got a New Hattitude!"
"The Older I get, the Better I Was!"
"I am not bossy, I just have better ideas"
"I'd rather be 50 than pregnant"
"You can argue with me...or you can be wrong"
"Next Mood Swing - 5 Minutes"
I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Age 6 I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night". Age 7
I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9
I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up. Age 12
I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 13
I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15
I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24
I've learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures. Age 25
I've learned that wherever I go, the worlds worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29
I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 39
I've learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it. Age 41
I've learned that you can make someone's day by simply sending them a little card. Age 44
I've learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater his need to cast blame on others. Age 45
I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. Age 46
I've learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for hours. Age 49
I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. Age 50
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. Age 52
I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die. Age 53
I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. Age 58
I've learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, try to improve your marriage. Age 61
I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. Age 64
I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. Age 65
I've learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66
I've learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72
I've learned that it pays to believe in miracles. And to tell the truth, I've seen several. Age 73
I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Age 82
I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch-holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 85
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92
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The night before your wedding,
let girls do their thing
No men allowed,
unless you want one last fling
Don’t worry about anything,
let your hair hang down,
Tonight at seven,
we’re going out on the town.
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Christmas is not in tinsel and lights and outward show.
The secret lies in an inner glow.
It's lighting a fire inside the heart.
Good will and joy a vital part.
It's higher thought and a greater plan.
It's glorious dream in the soul of man
Walter Peterson, The Art of Living
Ten Commandments for Good Living
1. Speak to People – there is nothing so nice as a cheerful word of greeting.
2. Smile at People – it takes 72 muscles to frown, only 14 to smile.
3. Call People – the sweetest music to anyone’s ears is the sound of his own name.
4. Be friendly – and helpful, if you would have friends, be a friend.
5. Be cordial – speak and act as if everything you do is a genuine pleasure.
6. Be genuinely – interested in people – you can like almost everybody if you try.
7. Be generous with praise – cautious with criticism.
8. Be considerate – with the feelings of others – there are usually three sides to a controversy: yours, the other fellows, and the right side.
9. Be alert to give service – what counts most in life is what we do for others.
10. Add to this – a good sense of humor, a big dose of patience and a dash of humility, and you will be rewarded many-fold.
Author Unknown
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