60th Birthday One Liners

For the new 40's then look at our 60th Birthday One Liners it is the web page where you will find a collection of funny, sweet and true sayings and messages suitable for including in a birthday card to a friend or family member who is a decade past the half century in age, that is sixty











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I fretted away for six whole months
Thinking God I'll be sixty soon;
Realised I'd already been in my sixtieth year
Then I relaxed and was over the moon.
Maggie-May

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Time is relevant only when
You haven't got a plan;
So think of something to do
Do just about anything you can

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My skin has started to play tricks on me
Nice and tight was how it always used to be.
Why has that changed but not the rest
It's tanned and waterproof I think it jests.

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60th Birthday One Liners

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Happy 60th Birthday . Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending

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No doubt, at your age, your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio and no doubt it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Has your narrow waist and broad mind begun to change places and are you now warned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police?
Don't dwell on it. Have a nap
Happy 60th

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God grant you the senility
to forget the people you never liked,
the good fortune to run into the people you do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Happy 60th Birthday

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On your 60th birthday think of this
Exercising every day ensures that you die...
.. healthier.

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He that is not handsome at 20, nor strong at 30, nor rich at 40, nor wise at 50, will never be handsome, strong, rich or wise.
I'm sorry. I should have broke that to you gently
Happy 60th

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And finally, see how a Prince celebrates his 60th

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Three score years with another ten to go
That's how long they reckon we've got;
Well I don't know what you have to say about that
But I think we'll give it our best shot

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60th Birthday One Liners

Do You Have A Great Poem/Quote/Story About This Milestone Day

Congratulations and although 60 is the new forty I'm sure you have many stories to tell already? Would you like to share one of these with us?