Anniversary Quotes
Anniversary Quotes is the place for free sayings and phrases on the subject of the celebration of a marriage ideal for including in a greetings card or speech to send or make to family members or friends celebrating a wedding anniversary
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No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. **
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few. **
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. **
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage **
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. **
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. **
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. **
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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. **
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. **
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When you're away, I'm restless, lonely **
The love we give away is the only love we keep. **
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil. **
We love because it's the only true adventure. **
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. **
We look forward to the time when the power to love will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. **
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. **
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't charge sixteen dollars for that little tiny jar. **
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. **
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. **
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. **
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. **
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. **
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
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Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, getting rich, and whipping servants. But you have to shoot him in the end.
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Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
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In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
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Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.
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Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. **
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. **
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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