Best Life Quotes

Welcome to the Best Life Quotes pages for all occasions when you need to find just the right words to express your thoughts out loud or card, text or letter.Then this Quotes collection must be at the top of the pile. Whether they be humorous, sarcastic, loving or just downright true, these are the ones we have for you. They are FREE for you to use for non commercial purpose.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
Luckily this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton.

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Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.
David Brent

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Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Author Unknown

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There is only one difference between a madman and me.
The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
Salvador Dali

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Knowledge is a treasure but practice is the key

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It's the good girls that keep diaries
the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead

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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Author Unknown

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone
Not sure!

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It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.

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Adrianne Frost -Author of "I hate other peoples children"
Winning Quote:-
And they say Jesus loved the little children, all the
children in the world, but he never had to dine with one.
He chose the lepers.

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Even a sheet of paper has two sides.

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Those who tease you, love you.

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A drop of water is an ocean to an ant.

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Far from the eye, far from the heart.

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"If you're looking at the sky and all you can see
is clouds, take some paint and fill in the silver lining!"
Gary Spencer

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View change as the one constant in your life.
Welcome it. Expect it. Anticipate it.
Denis Waitley

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There is only one way to acquire wisdom
But when it comes to making a fool of yourself
there's a thousand different ways.

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The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers.
But above all, the world needs dreamers who do.
Sarah Ban Breathnach

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A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation
with the bricks others have thrown at him.
David Brinkley

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Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

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Where should one wear perfume? a young woman asked.
Wherever one wants to be kissed I said
Coco Chanel

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