Christmas Funny Messages

Welcome to the Christmas Funny Messages that will bring smiles and joy to your hearts, hugs for your friends, and so much love to loved ones. Use these funny Christmas messages for cards, to send to a friend or relative you're missing at the Christmas dinner.They are for your FREE use for non commercial purpose.











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Ooooh we had to laugh
Ooooh we had to giggle;
Santa dancing in the Mall
Putting on a wiggle.

Not bad for old and with a beard
His white hair gave him away;
But that never stopped him from
Giving it loads of sway.

Whoever would have thought it
Without his dwarves and elves;
His reindeer nowhere to be seen
Loads of things left upon the shelves.

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

Shirley Temple.

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won't make it white.

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Why does Santa never shave his beard?
Because then you will know that he's your dad!

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Why did Santa get a huge bill for his mobile phone?
Because he was on a plan of Pay as you HO HO HO.

Christmas Funny Messages

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge.

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Question. How come there is angel on top of the tree?Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of angels on top of the Christmas trees came to pass........

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Christmas Funny Messages

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