Christmas Funny Messages
Welcome to the Christmas Funny Messages that will bring smiles and joy to your hearts, hugs for your friends, and so much love to loved ones. Use these funny Christmas messages for cards, to send to a friend or relative you're missing at the Christmas dinner.They are for your FREE use for non commercial purpose.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple. **
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, **
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, **
Why does Santa never shave his beard? **
Why did Santa get a huge bill for his mobile phone? Christmas Funny Messages
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ** Question. How come there is angel on top of the tree?Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of angels on top of the Christmas trees came to pass........ ** more |