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Merry Christmas To My Female Friends

If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do
I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you
And deliver some things just inside your front door
Things you have lost, but treasured before.

I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,
And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.
Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted
So things now suspended need not be uplifted.
I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back
Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin
So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin.
You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells,
And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells.

No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes,
No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose.
Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny,
From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny.

You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take.
And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.
Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid,
You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle,
And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.
But alas! I'm not Santa. I'm simply just me,
The matronest of matrons you ever did see.

I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got,
But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot.
Even though we've grown older, this wish is sincere,
Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year.
Marg Max

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At Christmas you're a part of so many thoughts and wishes
thoughts that are dearer,wishes that are warmer
because they're especially for you my Dear Friend.

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Happiness keeps you sweet,
Trials keep you strong
Sorrows keep you human,
Failures keep you humble.
Success keeps you glowing,
but only friends keep you going.
Another Merry Christmas my Dear Friend.

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These wishes aren't original but still they're most sincere
Have a really Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year!

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Lights shining brightly with gifts around the tree
You'll never know how very much such things have meant to me.
For, you're a very Special Friend on whom I can rely
To always support and guide me as each day goes passing by.

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As the months come and go and Christmas arrives,
It takes this occasion to make me realise,
Just how much our lives have entwined
and just how neither of us have seemd to mind.
You've been there through the ups and downs
even when it's felt like a merry-go-round.
A Special Friend indeed!

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There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. P.J.O'Rourke.
I wonder who that could be

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You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas be also as special and unique as you are!
Merry Christmas!
Helen Steiner Rice.

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Christmas is a time for sending, Wishes warm and true,
These wishes are for happiness, at Christmas time for you.

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I can't think of a friend more dear
Who I would want to spend Christmas with;
So I've sent you a train ticket to get up here
And I've booked you to go back on the 5th

So New Year too we could even celebrate farther
And go to Scotland for that Hogmanay thing!
I hope this is alright as last year I was at yours
Returning the invite and starting the year with a DING!

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