Cute Funny Quotes
This Cute Funny Quotes web page is a collection of humorous material in the form of quotes from celebrities, sayings authored by the best writer of all time Mr/Mrs Author Unknown and truisms, proverbs, messages, phrases and sayings which are funny definitely but some are cute some are most definitely sarcastic particularly we've noticed when they're by women about men.
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MAN OF THE HOUSE
A husband had just finished reading a new book
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
The wife replied,
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People --
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
You don't have to stop and think of which way to
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,He or she
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes= one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
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