Divorce Quotes

Welcome to our webpage of Divorce Quotes sayings and even jokes to try and lift the spirits and sadness. Our hearts feel as if they'll never mend but time is a great healer and may you find solace in the following words. These are free for you to use for non commercial use.











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Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing
monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order
to move forward.

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There are things that we never want to let go of,
people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind
that letting go isn’t the end of the world, it’s the
beginning of a new life.

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Stand up and walk out of your history.
Phil McGraw

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Let go. Why do you cling to pain? There is nothing you
can do about the wrongs of yesterday. It is not yours
to judge. Why hold on to the very thing which keeps you
from hope and love?
Leo Buscaglia

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A life with love will have some thorns, but a life
without love will have no roses.

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I was the boy/girl for you to love
We go together hand in glove.
And now I want you to know
The time has come for you to go
In your arms was still delight,
Quiet as a street at night;
And thoughts of you, I do remember,
Were green leaves in a darkened chamber,
Were dark clouds in a moonless sky.
Rupert Brooke

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For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these,
It might have been.
John Greenleaf Whittier

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Please take all my pain away from me,
Leave my heart and set me free.
Help me make the moves I must
As my love now burns to dust.
This know that binds out hearts
But now it is time to part.
The ties that link us have now faded
But let our affection remain unjaded.
I release you. Our love is at an end.
But please forever be my friend.

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I Miss You
I saw a picture of you yesterday
When I looked at it I walked away
I see myself in you all the time
You were there for me when i didn't have a dime
I always think where could you be
And why you're with her and not me
I’m lost with out you
My skies are grey not blue
Well what I'm trying to say is that I miss you a lot
And I’ll be back for you I just got to think of a plot!!!
For: Darius Leary
By Courtney Smith

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Woman wants monogamy
Man delights in novelty.
Love is a woman's moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it,
What earthly good can come of it?
Dorothy Parker

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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.

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Laughter is a great healer

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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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So many things in this life to feel sorry for
Almost too many things to give back, to keep track
So...."Sorry I was so long in returning your knife dear,
It took quite a while to get it out of my back"

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IT'S JUST NOT MY DAY ! ! !

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink
when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it .... ?" he says,
menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the
biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to
see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end
to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here
watching the poison dissolve; then you, you jack-ass, show
up and drink the whole f*****g thing .... ! But enough about
me, how's your day going .... ?"

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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly

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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in New York.

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