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Funny 50th Birthday Quotes



Funny 50th Birthday Quotes is the web page that brings you humorous sayings suitable for writing or saying to friends and family who are celebrating their half century on the planet











As a cool person all your life let me break this to you gently, on this your 50th birthday.
Any time soon you will find yourself singing along with the elevator music and wearing black socks with sandals.

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Now you're fifty it's perhaps time to stop being an adolescent andwhen the full horror hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

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You're not 50. You're 30, with 20 years experience

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Now you're 50 you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

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Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren't so old you would!

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