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Funny Birthday Poems



Funny Birthday Poems is the very place for finding free to use rhymes that are humorous and suitable for writing in a birthday greetings card to send to a friend or family member celebrant.Free for your personal use but not for commercial use.











On this special day, your birthday
May all your dreams come true
May you be cherished and lavished and truly spoiled
With pressies...and chocolates too

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As today is your birthday
You can act in a grumpy way
Be moody, stubborn and awkward
Just like any other day

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Men are just like chocolates
Us girls know that is true
Found in bars they don't last long
Enough to satisfy you
And on that thought
Happy Birthday

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Oh well, another year older
And wiser it would seem
Stronger, sexier, wealthier
And much inclined to dream

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You may complain you're getting older
But the alternative is worse
Eating birthday cake is much preferred
To riding in a hearse

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Within this birthday card
There's thousands of wishes
With a million hugs
And a trillion kisses

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