The webpage for Funny Christmas Messages Son is precisely what it says on the tin. Funny, humorous christmas messages for the son that you love, has made you proud, the funny times you've spent together as a family and the wonderful memories you've got. Please use FREE this host of one liners and messages for non commercial purpose.
Judge: "What are you charged with?" Prisoner: "Doing my Christmas shopping early." Judge: "That's not an offense. How early were you doing this shopping?" Prisoner: "Before the store opened."
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You’re wished a Merry Christmas Son, In every kind of way, Because you’re loved and cared for More than words can ever say. You bring a certain sense of joy, That’s kept inside the heart Because you are so wonderful And have been from the start That’s why these christmas wishes are such a joy to send, May it be the happiest christmas That you could ever hope to spend
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Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around.
Katherine Hepburn
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If Santa was a (Chav)he'd join the dole queue Because apart from Christmas deliveries he's got nothing else to do. But he wouldn't put his feet up and watch daytime TV He'd find himself an "earner" strictly cash - no VAT As he's got a reindeer farm he'd probably be found, On a barrow, flogging cheap deer burgers outside the football ground. Courtesy of Jon Bratton.
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LOVE YOU SON Christmas is filled with special joys,and the very best of all Is contemplating those dear to us,and the memories we recall. We often think at Christmas time of people, affectionately, And we realize how blessed we are to have you in our family.
