Funny Christmas Messages Son

The webpage for Funny Christmas Messages Son is precisely what it says on the tin. Funny, humorous christmas messages for the son that you love, has made you proud, the funny times you've spent together as a family and the wonderful memories you've got. Please use FREE this host of one liners and messages for non commercial purpose.

Judge: "What are you charged with?"
Prisoner: "Doing my Christmas shopping early."
Judge: "That's not an offense. How early were you doing this shopping?"
Prisoner: "Before the store opened."

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You’re wished a Merry Christmas Son,
In every kind of way,
Because you’re loved and cared for
More than words can ever say.
You bring a certain sense of joy,
That’s kept inside the heart
Because you are so wonderful
And have been from the start
That’s why these christmas wishes
are such a joy to send,
May it be the happiest christmas
That you could ever hope to spend

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Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had
bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting.
And you don't do that by sitting around.

Katherine Hepburn

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If Santa was a (Chav)he'd join the dole queue
Because apart from Christmas deliveries he's got nothing else to do.
But he wouldn't put his feet up and watch daytime TV
He'd find himself an "earner" strictly cash - no VAT
As he's got a reindeer farm he'd probably be found,
On a barrow, flogging cheap deer burgers outside the football ground.
Courtesy of Jon Bratton.

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LOVE YOU SON
Christmas is filled with special joys,and the very best of all
Is contemplating those dear to us,and the memories we recall.
We often think at Christmas time of people, affectionately,
And we realize how blessed we are to have you in our family.

Joanna Fuchs.

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