Funny Christmas Poems for Children

Welcome to the Funny Christmas Poems for Children that they will love. These poems are heartwarming funny, cute and are a joy at this time of year and are suitable for use on cards, text and messages. They are about Christmas and are good, bad or great, the best, the worst, funny, hilarious, sad, cute, cool, stupid, dumb, motivational, meaningful and memorable.These are FREE for you to use for non commercial purpose.











Funny Christmas Poems for Children

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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One Christmas I got a battery with a note saying, "Toy not included."
( WARNING.Don't upset your parents they won't post your letter)

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What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes

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Funny Christmas Poems for Children

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SANTA'S SLEIGH

Have you ever wondered where Santa leaves his sleigh,
When he brings toys for children to find on Christmas Day?
For reindeers, all the roof-tops are much too smooth and steep
One slip, they'd go sliding down and land in one big heap!
but if they were in the garden,how could Santa, with his sack,
Climb right up to the roof-top,then down the chimney stack?
There's so much danger in the road,so, where can he leave his sleigh?
Perhaps you'd like to ask him,when he comes round your way!

Eleanor Farjeon

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At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Mr. Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson.

It was now time for the usual question period.

"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out."
:"What's that Joey?" asked Mr Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"

"Er--right."

"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt,
"So, what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey.
"What wuz all the grown-ups doin'?"

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Funny Christmas Poems for Children

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All the world over
Children love a smelly pump;
Many of them call it
"I've just done a trump"

Giggling and holding noses
Is what they seem to do;
I think I'd hold my breath
So what about you?

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Pitter-patter on the roof
That's Santa that I hear?
Got milk and biscuits out
For Rudolph and his deer.

New dolls and trains will arrive
That's what we put in our notes;
We hope against all hope
This is what we wrote.

Dear Santa can you bring me a baby
I can share with Mom;
She lost hers and she's sad
Very sad, when all said and done.

As for Dad some new tools will do
There are some things he can mend;
That would cheer mom up
It's driving her round the bend.

On our notes we said pretty please
We would like a baby and a train:
This will help us pretending too
Go there and back again.
Maggie-May

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Think of Jesus born today
Quite happy in a shed;
That goes to show we don't need it all
As long as we've a bed.

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