Funny Food Sayings

Funny Food Sayings is the web page to provide you with food for thought on the subject of eating proper food and chocolate, drinking, cooking and things gastronomic. They are for your free use for any non commercial purpose including eating them if you wish










Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Samuel Johnson

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
AW Brown

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Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy

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When you're not blond and thin, you come up with a personality real quick.
Kathy Najimy

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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in it's infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
Oscar Wilde

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Practice safe eating - always use condiments

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Who am I to dishonour the ultimate sacrifice made by this noble beast in order that we can prepare such a wonderful meal, by refusing to eat it?

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin

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What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
Katharine Hepburn

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I can't understand why a stick-insect thin woman is desireable, - except maybe she doesn't cost as much to feed, since she doesn't eat anything except grass.
Brian Marshall

Funny Food Sayings

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain

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I'm already two years ahead on my daily fat allowance. I'm looking for skinny people to see if I can borrow theirs.
Jo Brand

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Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out They've just eaten them
Jo Brand

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I am a nutritional overachiever

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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat
Alex Levine

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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Carol Leifer

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I am not overweight, I am underheight - My weight is perfect for a man of 7'9"
Victor Buono

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