Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings
Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings that we hope you will find witty, inspirational, and hilarious. These are FREE to use for your own fortune cookies and for non commercial purposes. Random quotes for your fun and entertainment especially for you.
** A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. ** There is no mistake so great as that of always being right. ** A smile is your welcome mat. ** The greatest danger could be your stupidity. ** A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day. ** Any decision you have to make tomorrow is a good decision. ** Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you. ** Do not mistake temptation for opportunity. ** A man who argues with his wife all day will have no peace at night. ** If you want a rainbow you will have to tolerate the rain.
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