Funny Friendship Poems

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Funny Friendship Poems

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Well ya see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. Naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
That's why my best friend is just that the very best!

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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

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Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

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Among Life's precious jewels,
Genuine and rare,
The one that we call friendship
Has worth beyond compare.

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Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when my friend smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!

I thought about that smile,
then I realized it's worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth!

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May you always have love to share,
Health to spare, and Friends that care!

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You and I are friends
You laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cry
You scream, I scream
You run, I run
You jump, I jump
You jump off a bridge,
I'm going to miss you buddy
Hannah

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A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift,
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace.
and makes the world we live in
a better and happier place.

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As childhood friends, we grew up together,
Swearing to be friends forever and ever.
Sometimes we would argue and fight,
Other times we would laugh and stay up all night.
Mindy Carpenter

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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so please don't walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like you.

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How long shall we be friends?
Do you want a clue?
As long as stars twinkle in the sky,
till the water runs dry and till the day I die.
We will be friends.

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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

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Our friendship is like playing on see-saw
not only because it's always fun with you
but also because I wouldn’t mind
going down to see you rising

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