Funny Love Poems

Welcome to our webpage of Funny Love Poems that will engage the smile, reach down into their heart and explode with emotion and joy for your special someone. These will spread the happiness and may you enjoy every moment and use these for free non commercial purpose.











Funny Love Poems

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If I ask you in years to come
When you’re old and grey
What did you do with your life my dear
What do you think you might say

You see, I know the answer
Though you would never admit
That your life will end broken hearted
Of a love lost too scared to commit

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Dragons fly south
to the mountains, WOO HOO!

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My clumsy heart has two left feet
It always trips when I see you
It starts to race and skip a beat
My clumsy heart has two left feet
It's starting now to feel the heat
Because of all the things you do
My clumsy heart has two left feet
It always trips when I see you
Gem

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We met upon the internet friendship electronic,
Expressed alone in words and thoughts,inevitably platonic
We live too far apart for us to mingle in the flesh,
But much more close than family,our hearts and feelings mesh
Your dear, dear self reveals itself without a voice or face
We have our own sweet home within our precious cyberspace

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The boy who sits behind me is really, really mean.
He tells me I have cooties and I smell like a sardine
He tries to steal my pencils and my favorite crayons, too
I wish his folks would move away and lock him in the zoo
He cheats on every spelling test and blames it all on me
He always pulls my ponytail, I wish he'd let me be
He talks too loud, his laugh is weird, wish that he were mute
But the worstest thing about him is I think he's kinda cute

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Time stands still, there you are, holding me
Kissing me, loving me, I've never felt more lovedin my life.
A moment to cherish forever,real or not, it doesn't matter
You only you, hold the key to my heart.That Kiss...
The most loving, tender kiss, a fleeting second in time
that changed my life forever.
That kiss, was it just a fantasy, a wish,a dream.
A moment that holds my heart as tight as a vice.
A moment etched forever into my memory.
It feels so real, my skin shivers from your touch.
Then, as you lean down, to kiss my lips once more,
The alarm awakens me, my fantasy, my wish, my dream.
That Kiss.

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Funny Love Poems