Funny Love Sayings

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If laughter is what makes the world go round
And love is the music of life;
Then sing this song with me
As I long to make you my wife.
Maggie-May

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Even if the sun refused to shineEven if romance ran out of rhymeYou would still have my heartTill the end of timeI Love You

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question please?
Lily Tomlin

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True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it.
Alexandre Dumas Pere

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Life is the flower for which love is the honey
Victor Hugo

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

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Love without reason lasts the longest
Author Unknown

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Treat me like the angel I am, and I will show you what heaven is like

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

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Women think they are so clever at faking orgasms
but only a man can fake a whole relationship.

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If women are so bloody perfect at multi tasking, how come they can’t have a headache & have sex at the same time.
Billy Connolly

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Men always want to be a woman's first love
Women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde

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For you to be my one and only
You need to show you care;
That's the only way you'll ever see
the outside of me bare.

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