Funny Quotes About Life
Welcome to the Funny Quotes About Life webpage that will make you laugh and cry from this collection of humorous material in the form of quotes from celebrities, sayings authored by the best writer of all time Mr/Mrs Author Unknown and truisms, proverbs, messages, phrases and sayings which are funny definitely and some are cute.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love **
Perhaps your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others **
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made **
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is
delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is
something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being
nothing.
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks **
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important **
You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself **
Ideas won't work unless you do **
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. **
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. **
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives. **
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women. **
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. **
Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency.Welcome to a day in the average office.
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