Funny Redneck Sayings

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You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

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You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

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You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took?

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You ever cut your grass and found a car?

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A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time. The father and son are in the hotel lobby when they spot an elevator. "What's that Paw?" The boy asked. "I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life" replied the father. Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cane, waits for the doors to open and gets in. The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch. They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old busty blonde. The father looks at his son and says "Go get your Maw !"

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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.Bobby-Joe was riding in Jeds truck.

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Funny Redneck Sayings

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