Funny Short Sayings
Funny Short Sayings is where you'll find our collection of messages and quotes which currently are sarky quips by female celebrities slagging off men. The balance has been redressed, dear men, by the link provided at the bottom of the page
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him. Cher ** Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you've even finished saying it. ** A man in love is incomplete until he has married. then he is finished Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Bigamy is having one husband to many. Monogamy is the same thing
Nan Tucket
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Italians are obsessed by two things.the other one is spaghetti.
Catherine Deneuve
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Why do men watch football? because it'd be boring talking about sex all the time.
Nan Tucket
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Men have such wonderful minds.So much is stored inside - all those sports scores and so on.
Jane Seymour
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