Funny Tombstone Sayings

This funny tombstone sayings web page brings you messages, phrases and quotes which are hilarious and amusing and suitable for using on a tombstone of someone with a sense of humor or indeed you may have arrived here just looking for a laugh!











Stranger tread
This ground with gravity.
Dentist Brown
Is filling his last cavity.

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Sir John StrangeHere lies an honest lawyer,And that is Strange.

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It was a Cough
That carried him Off
It was a Coffin
They Carried him Off In

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Jedediah Goodwin
Auctioneer
Born 1828
Going!
Going!!
Gone!!!
1876

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That's All Folks!
The Man of a Thousand Voices
Mel Blanc

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Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime
Dean Martin

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Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp.
Who lived by wool and died by hemp.
Bletchley, Bucks, England

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On a hanged man Rab McBeth
Who died for the want of another breath.
1791-1823

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This is the grave of Mike O'Day
Who died maintaining his right of way
.His right was clear, his will was strong.
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.
Mike O'Day (dates unknown)

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Here lies the body of Emily White,
She signalled left, and then turned right.
Emily White (20th Century)

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In The Beginning I Was Small, Now I Am Nothing At All

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Pardon Me For Not Getting Up - I Feel Like Lying Down

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Time Waits For No One But I Wouldn't Have Minded A Bit Of A Delay

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Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone
Sleeps Master John Gill;
By lies when alive this attorney did thrive,
And now that he's dead he lies still.

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This is the grave of Mike O'Day
Who died maintaining his right of way.
His right was clear, his will was strong.
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.
Mike O'Day (dates unknown)

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Come blooming youths, as you pass by,
And on these lines do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I;
As I am now, so must you be;
Prepare for death and follow me.

Which is not funny at all. But underneath, someone had added:How do I know Which way you went.

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Funny Tombstone Sayings

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