Funny Valentine Poems

Welcome to our page of Funny Valentine Poems that we hope will spark that flame of love with a smile and reach the funny bone deep within the heart that laughs forever. These are free for you to use and enjoy free for non commercial purpose.











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Funny Valentine Poems

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!

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At first you were just a gleam in my eye,
Just a squiggly feeling when you would walk by.
Because you look like such a treat,
You've made mush of my brain, made me weak in the feet.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z..
oops I missed U

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I swore that we would never part
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head
I'd probably have fled instead.

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

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Without Love days are
Sadday,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday, so be in love everyday.

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I look at a tree
And what do I see?
My Valentine's face
Smiling back at me.
I spot a cute rock
But, oh what a shock
For it reminds of you
And that is no crock.

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Funny Valentine Poems

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you. But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

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The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in
this world is a woman's heart.
Josiah G. Holland

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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,
so please don't walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a girl like you.

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It only takes a minute
For friendship to begin;
I didn't know at first
I thought it was the gin.

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Love can go in circles
It's meant to hug you all;
Sometimes we fall out
Get back in-we'll have a ball!

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I'm sending you an SMS
There's no SOS going on;
Just a message to say I'm waiting
So C'mon,C'mon,C'mon!

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The red roses will die
The thorn did prick my thumb;
But you just held me close to you
Especially my b..!
Happy Valentine!

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I love you, yes I do I love You
if you break my heart I'll cry;
So be sure it's true, when you say I love you
It's a sin to tell a lie.
Bull Moose Jackson 1947

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