Hilarious Quotes
Welcome to the Hilarious Quotes web page that will help you to be able to be cheeky, humorous and possibly rude. With the back up of some famous film star, author, philosopher,comedian, and even the odd politician, they will enhance your anecdotes at the office, or light hearted speech and are FREE for you to use for non commercial purpose.
** "Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member" Groucho Marx ** "There are a terrible lot of lies going around about the world, and the worst half of it is that half of them are true" Winston Churchill ** "No matter who you vote for the government always get's in" Michael Cromptons Dad ** "Never give a sucker an even break" W.C.Fields ** "No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness" Aristotle ** "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain ** "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin ** "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it" Anne Bancroft
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