Hilarious Short Quotes
Welcome to Hilarious Short Quotes some from very famous stars, some from Authors Unknown and some from everybody's relative, co worker, aunt, uncle, brother, sister, friend, neighbor and Uncle Tom Cobbly and all. These are all FREE for you to use for non commercial purpose.
** The secret of staying young is good health, and lying about your age. Author Unknown **
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter" Jack Benny more... ** When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns ** "I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming" Jimmy Carter ** It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her" W.C.Fields ** "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love" Albert Einstein ** "Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most" Mark Twain ** "Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly" Rita Rudner
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