Short Funny Quotes
Welcome to Hilarious and Short Funny Quotes. Lighthearted and affectionate, this web page gathers the humor, the laughter and the funny side of life looking at life including that seen through the eyes of women for men? From the rank and file to the film stars that are all free for you to use for non commercial purposes. Hilarous quotes, some cheeky and some rude about our menfolk that we are sure you will love. As your male co writer I'm sure I won't love them cos they're just pure sarcasm We had a lot in common, I loved him and he loved him. Shelley Winters ** I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. Zsa Zsa Gabor ** I like men who are prematurely wealthy Joan Rivers **
I can still enjoy sex at 74,I live at 75,so it's no distance. **
Mae West ** Personally, I think if a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.
Jean Kerr **
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional. **
Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted. **
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
** I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night. Carrie Snow ** A man loves a woman so much, he asks her to marry - to change her name, quit her job, have and raise the babies, be home when he gets there, move where his job is.You can hardly imagine what he might ask if he didn't love her.
Gabrielle Burton **
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. **
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